We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
The summer has ended, the pools are closed and the school
year is in full swing. It�s time to pull
your hair in a high pony, coat your lips with some cherry gloss and hem that
skirt so high your ass cheeks are barely covered, because baby it�s time for the
Catholic School Girl Hash!
Headlights& Puke Halt are pleased to announce that we will be completely
defiling some of the ritzy neighborhoods in the Lou and will be circling up
eerily close to Headlights� alma mater. We
are hoping this will encourage Headlights High School-like Behavior (which
really just means it takes less shitty beer to induce hash-like behavior).
And since this is indeed going to be all about partying Catholic High School
Girl Style, Puke Halt has just the variety pack of amazingness to leave on
trail for the best Puke Halts yet.
What to expect: Runner & Walker
Trails of course; beer, puke halt, more beer, maybe another puke halt.
What not to expect: Father Locknut will
not be defiling unsuspecting priests in the closest rectory this year (We miss
you Locknut!)
What to bring: Your most amazing
Catholic School Girl or Catholic themed ensemble, cranium light and your quiet
whistle, and maybe some pillows for the naked pillow fight afterwards (because
that�s what all Catholic High School Girls do when they drink, duh!)
Circle up:
Salem United Methodist (located at
Lindbergh & Hwy 40)
1200 S Lindbergh Blvd, St. Louis, MO 63131
Meet in the back of the parking lot.
https://goo.gl/maps/up1tc
On-After:
OB Clark�s
1921 S Brentwood Blvd
St. Louis, MO 63144