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Saturday 09/12/2015 #1276

Claim To Flame & Beaner Wiener @ ???

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!



Directions:



Flaming Wiener Hash!

Claim to Flame and Beaner Wiener are setting a shitty, city trail and request your attendance. It will be poorly planned and terribly executed so plan on getting lost and/or drunk.

Bring yourself, some virgins, a switchblade and probably some bail money.

Walker, roller, dog-friendly trail.

Circle-up:
Cherokee Park
Lemp Ave & Arsenal
(Behind Gus' Pretzels)

On After:
Good Luck Bar & Grill
2501 South 9th Street
St. Louis, MO 63104


Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999