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Wednesday 08/19/2015 #1271

Puke Halt/I Can't Believe it's not Buttlick Spray @ ???

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!



Directions:


Join I Can't Believe It's Not Buttlick and Puke Halt for a romp around Brentwood, Richmond Heights, and Mapleweeds. We will cruise through some of the finest shiggyless shiggy that mid county has to offer.

Expect pavement, Boobies, Beer , A dirty puke halt, live music and folk tunes from the On-On Gang! It's sure to be a Hoe-down..... Bring a cranium light, shiggy socks, $7, your dog, some Virgins, and your other half brain. This Walker / Wheel friendly trail may be one big circle jerk, but hey, we�ve nothing better to do either! See you wankers at 7.

Circle up:
Lindbergh Park
7745 Lindbergh Drive *(not Blvd)*
Maplewood, MO 63143

On After:
The Wood
2733 Sutton Blvd
Maplewood, MO 63143


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