We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
To Bungle or not to Bungle? That is the question..
Headlights and Princess Pussy Pants will take you on an adventure to prepare you for your weekend of debauchery or satisfy your thirst for adventure if you are a loser and didn't register for a weekend you will never remember! (What the fuck is WRONG WITH YOU?!)
Prepare to get wet...sweat...deep throat a weenie... and possibly show body parts you planned to keep hidden for that special someone (that's apparently not so special...why are you hashing??!)
Cum join us...shiggy? Maybe? Headlamps? Maybe? (who said head!) Flippy cup? Yes...to another level you didn't know about. Perhaps a t-shirt in the making!?
Just cum out and quit asking questions! Headlights & Princess Pussy Pants will make you cum HARD! It's going to be a night you won't forget!!
On-after is going to BLOW...YOUR MIND! Great beer! Great grub! And a $3 cover for an amazing band! Be there or be an asshole! Bring your lube!
corner of Lynch and Salena Street
Map: 2827 Salena Street, 63118
1903 Pestalozzi St
St. Louis, MO 63118
Venice only takes cash, but they do have an ATM.