Hareline Hash Stats Past Hashes
Links Contact Us
Hareline Hash Stats Past Hashes About ⇻ Mismanagement About ⇻ What is Hashing? Links Contact Us

Wednesday 07/29/2015 #1267

Strap On, Mad Hatter & Go Gayhound @ Clayton

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!


Circle up at (or near) the South Shelter in Shaw Park, on Shaw Park Dr. just west of S. Brentwood Blvd. The park's address is 72 S. Brentwood, but the shelter can only be accessed from the road by using Shaw Park Dr.

Trail is wheel accessible and dog friendly. There will be a walker's trail.

The trail will be all that a Clayton trail can be, full of shiggy, broken glass, and dark, dangerous sidewalks. Cranium lights recommended as Clayton can be kind of scary once the sun goes down. You might trip over a poodle and spill your Starbucks.

On After:
Kreuger�s Bar
7347 Forsyth Blvd., 63105

Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999