PastHer Mourning Wood @ Maplewood
We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Youï¿½re still hungover from Tough Liver and from the 3-beer-stops-per-mile Sharknado trail.
Itï¿½s going to be stupid hot, and it will probably storm.
Weï¿½re basically starting IN River Des Peres, and thereï¿½s pretty good chance that circle will physically overlap with a childrenï¿½s soccer game. I donï¿½t see what could go wrong.
There may be popsicles on trail if everyone promises to do only appropriate things with them. Like cool off a very warm part of your body.
Come to scenic Francis R. Slay Park and run some brand new trail that you have definitely never run before! I swear!
Walker trail: Go over there, count to a thousand
Dog friendly: Nope, too damn hot
Wheels friendly: Sure, why not. You have a sense of adventure, right?
Bring dry shoes and whatever makes you feel safe around industrial shiggy.
Francis R. Slay Park
7001 Canterbury Ave., 63143
6715 Manchester Rd., 63139