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Wednesday 07/15/2015 #1263

Dewey, Headlights & 2:19 @ Valley Park

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!


Dewey, Headlights, and 2:19* present TOUGH LOVER

While the men folk prepare for their adventure down south, their better-halfs are setting a trail in beautiful Valley Park.  We may even have some games for you to play on trail!  Think of it more as a Tough Liver pre-lube, a tease if you will.

Bring a change of clothes.  A FULL change of clothes.  You should probably be fine not bringing a cranium light, but you might want to bring extra water.

Circle up:
Circle of Concern
112 St Louis Ave, Valley Park, MO 63088

Meramec Jacks, they serve food until 11!
100 St Louis Ave, Valley Park, MO 63088

*while 2:19 might not actually be there, know that she's buying food for Tough Liver, since it's impossible for 3 full grown men to plan a one day event.

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