We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
celebration b!tche$! GoldieHopDonkeyWrek
will hare a trail this Saturday for all the newlyweds out there! We'll start in Tillis Park (in the city, not
the 'burbs) and lay a nice little sloppy wedding trail representative of how
well our marriages are going. There may
or may not be a vow renewal ceremony or a group wedding at some sort of aquatic
feature within city limits. Come dressed
to celebrate the unions of some of your favorite half-minds! Word on the street is that 3" is breaking
out his sewing machine to make a few of his famous spandex tubes for the ladies..
or maybe just one.. or one normal sized tube and one very skinny tube.
The On-After will be at Holy Thunder's house. We'll have leftover meat to grill from Pink Dress (don't worry, Dewey left it sitting outside and un-refrigerated for a week), beers, lawn games and more beers. Bring something to share if you feel so inclined.
What to expect: Turkey and Eagle trail. Both will probably be live (eek!). The turkey will most likely be dog and wheel-friendly, but since we have no time to pre-lay, we don't really know!
What to bring: your fanciest attire, something to share for the on-after, perhaps a change of shoes
Tillis Park at Hampton & Fyler (approximately 5913 Fyler Avenue, 63139)
6717 Smiley, St Louis MO 63139