Fake Bake F&ck and Puke Halt @ Brentwood
We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Puke Halt & Fake Bake Brentwood Trailï¿½ï¿½. Part Deux
Back in March the hares laid trail in Brentwood and it was really fï¿½n cold? Now itï¿½s really fï¿½n hot so thereï¿½ll be no snow angels, frozen fingers and frozen toes. However, we may shattered another bottle of Jagermeister and Dewey might start bar fight again? Youï¿½ll just have to cum out and see what happens.
Expect: a Runners Trail with pavement and shiggy. Thereï¿½ll be a Walkers Trail somewhere.
Stroller/Roller/Doggy Friendly: Yes the Walkers Trail for sure! Runners? Maybe not.
Bring: Mother Nature, that whore! Sheï¿½s been wet lately so you may want a change of shoes and socks. Definitely bring a cranium light and wear your shiggy socks.
406 Hanley Industrial Ct, Brentwood, MO 63144
From Hanley Road: Turn on Hanley Industrial Ct. and drive for 0.15 miles to the T intersection. Look for the big parking lot in front of you then look for hashers.
1921 S Brentwood Blvd, 63144