GladHeAteHer & Plot My G-Spot @ 8th Annual Hobo Hash
We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Don't like crossing the mighty Mississip into scary Illinois? Well, you're in luck this year as G-Spot and I will be doing the traveling out to the far West side of St. Louis to bring you the 8th iteration of this shitty trail. Wear your finest Hobo attire, come ride the rails, and drink bum wine in sunny Valley Park, MO! Did you miss last year's Hobo Hash and didn't get a mug? Well, since I bought a shit ton of them, they are the giveaway to this year's Hobo Hash as well! FREE MUG!
What to Expect: - Shiggy, Water, Hobo Jungles, Trains, Hills, Booze, Wildlife, Beer, Pavement, Booze, Debauchery, Mugs, and of course, Awarding of King and Queen of the Hobos!
Previous Kings and Queens:
2008- King: Frankie The Dick Thrusting Pussy Eater Queen: Do My Butt
2009- King: Lock Nut Monster Queen: Barnstar
2010- King: Stink Palm Queen: Diggity Diggity
2011- King: Postage Tramp Queen: 2:19 From Chicago
2012- King: Fake Bake Fuck Queen:Dewey Sexual System
2013- King: Lock Nut Monster Queen: Purple Muffin' Stuffin'
2014- King: Lazy Ass Queen: Bozo's Wet Dream
2015- King: ______? Queen: ______?
Is this trail near a metro link station?: No, but you could hop a BNSF out of Shrewsbury and be there before sundown depending on the schedule.
Is this trail stroller/wheel chair friendly?: Hills+Creeks+Tracks make this trail virtually impossible for strollers/wheel chairs. Walker's map will be provided for the Bums that are unwilling to work(hash) for their beer.
On After Location:
Fandango's Sports Bar & Grill - 2940 Dougherty Ferry Rd, 63122
In case you get lost or need further directions you may contact GladHeAteHer at (618)406-7684 or Plot My G-Spot at (618)973-9091