Postage & Fake Bake @ Kirkwood
We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
A trail was lost but now its found and it may get hashed... Nah! Its a Postage and Fake Bake trail and their good intentions will be smashed to tiny bits. So cum and get smashed with them.
Expect: Nature at its best, pavement at its worst and a public restroom at circle. There may be a Walkers trail somewhere or really good directions to the beer stop.
You Will Need: A cranium light and possibly a change of socks and shoes if youï¿½re not careful.
Stroller/Roller/Dog Friendly: Stroller NO! Roller NO! Dog YES! However, some parts may not be suitable for your canine friend but you will find a way.
Public Transportation: Bah ha ha! NO!
Circle: In a van down by the river. Ok, in a parking lot down by the river at Greentree Park, 2202 Marshall Rd, Kirkwood, MO 63122. https://goo.gl/maps/xAPxO
From I-44: Exit Big Bend and go West for 2 miles to Marshall Road. Turn left and go to the bottom of the hill and find the second entrance on the left to the parking lot with the pavilion. Look for hashers.
From I-270 Southbound: Exit Big Bend and turn left. Go 0.6 miles to Marshall Rd and turn right. Go to bottom of the hill and find the second entrance on the left to the parking lot with the pavilion. Look for hashers.
From I-270 Northbound: Exit I-44E/Watson Rd. Veer right to Watson and make first left to Geyer Rd. Go 1 mile to Big Bend and turn left. Go 0.8 miles to Marshall Rd and turn left. Go to bottom of the hill and find the second entrance on the left to the parking lot with pavilion. Look for hashers.
The Fireplace Bar
3377 Tree Ct Ln, 63122
They have karaoke, but don't serve food. However there will be pizza waiting for the hashers. A donation is expected and food can be order from other places if wanted.
Drink special: $2 for 16oz drafts