We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Ever wonder what would happen if Puke Halt and TrAInWreCK laid a trail together, well we did. If you are thinking it is a bad idea, you are probably correct. What could go wrong? TrAIn gets stuck in a tree again? Puke takes the wrong turn in Albuquerque? DHS catches up with TrAIn and stuffs him in the back of a black SUV? Shots of something worse than Malort on trail? We both show up early and drink too much?
If you are the kind of hasher that can't resist looking at the Enquirer in the checkout line, meet in the parking lot behind Applebee's 9031 Watson Rd St. Louis, MO 63126
We would suggest a change of shoes, just in case... and urban shiggy can get sooo scary, so perhaps a cranium lamp.
TrAIn is bringing a leftover keg of Blue-moon, if you don't mind beer with some experience under its belt. A puke halt seems inevitable, since they are sympathetic hares, they will leave multiple Beer Halts to help wash the shame from your taste buds, and well... gotta stay hydrated. You might even see trophy wives in tight outfits trying to stay in shape, no guarantees.
Malone's Grill & Pub
8742 Watson Road, 63119