We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Cum join Stink Palm and Eye Swallow for the first an'al "Giving Your Ex
the STINK EYE" trail. Both of your
hares were married this week many, many years ago so we're celebrating unmarriage
by setting a shitty trail.
Grants trail parking lot @ Norrenberns Lumber
10500 Tesshire Drive
St. Louis, MO 63123
A Stink Eye shot stop, a beer stop, shiggy, pavement, baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, aliens, predators, probes, dildos, etc.
We'll make it work.
Seriously, what can't a dog do? Besides, wet dog hair is the best.
Bring all the pussy you can find!
The hares still suck. And they lie.
11428 Concord Village Ave, 63123