We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
SLAVE LABOR will start at 9:00am at 618
Thrush Ct, Troy, IL 62294. Plan to work all day, or as long as it takes... RAIN
or SHINE. So far, I have 8 people for sure, maybe a couple more. We are tearing
off the decking and hand rails of one larger and one smaller deck.
We will have cold beer, water and soda all day. I will have pizza at lunchtime! Please join us early if you like to tear shit up or put shit back together! Call or text Nurse Hashshit @ 618-304-4336 if you think you will join us before trail!!
After a day of work, we will have a short TRAIL at 5:00pm.
618 Thrush Court, Troy, IL 62294
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