We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
START TIME IS 4:00PM
Since most racists will be in Illinois stuck in stinky vans, we are having a very non-racist trail for those who still want to get a little exercise on a Saturday afternoon.
HIKE / WALK TRAIL:
This is not a running trail. We will meet at 4:00pm, do normal Circle, then we'll all take off together. We will just carry beer for the BS. Length of trail depends on how far everybody wants to walk, and how many beers we can carry.
Edgar M. Queeny County Park: Enter park from Weidman Road, take FIRST left, and keep driving until you get to the big parking lot at the top of a small hill. Hashers will probably be in back corner. If you wind up by the rec. center & hockey rink, you missed the first left turn and you're in the wrong lot. Go back.
Lost? Call IP at 314-393-8316.
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