Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Stinky Claus and his elf "Christmas Boobs" invite you to the 7th An'al Xmas Lights Hash!
Wear you finest Xmas sweater or sweatshirt, hunt down a Santa hat, and get your A$$es to Francis Park in South City.
For the 3rd year in a row we will circle at the Handball courts in the southeast corner of Francis Park. Stinky is too lazy to look for a new venue and we're still trying to recreate the "Christmas Miracle" when the fire truck returned the hounds to circle! Best parking should be on Tamm Ave near Walsh St.
Francis Park. South St. Louis City. Even PMS can find it.