$5 $5 $5 Bday Trail @ ???
Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Directions:
Come celebrate my birthday with me, back in my grade school stomping grounds. The developers may have changed Broken Heart some since I was a kid, but I still know a few tricks, shortcuts, and patches of shiggy to keep you all entertained.
Start: parking lot at Studt Ave & Will Ave in Creve Coeur
Address: 716 Will Ave, Creve Coeur, MO 63141
Eagle (true) trail should be less than 5 miles. A walker-friendly, turkey trail will be about 3 miles.
You may or may not find the following on trail: Strip malls, suburban shiggy, Lannisters & Baratheons, gophers, Spartans, postage tramps, little man in a boat, future magistrates and noblemen, McMansions, actual mansions, beer halt(s).
Bring: whistles, virgins, shiggy socks, chalk if you're an FRB/FBI
On-After:
The Post - Creve Coeur, 763 Old Ballas Rd, St Louis, MO 63141 (on the side of the building - used to be a Growlers)
Specials: $2 domestics (Budweiser!), $3 wells after 10pm.