Hash Wednesday!
Sinners, Blasphemers and Fornicators...
Join Beaner Wiener and Penis Grigio as they help you start your Lenten
season off right, with a tour of our unholy city and a baptism by cheap beer.
You provide a tithing of $7 and we'll provide a booze soaked pilgrimage through
the sinful landscape of St. Louis, ending with an uplifting revival by one of
our drunken Religious Advisors and a chance to absolve your brain cells of all
sin.
Circle up at Edele & Mertz Hardware:
1822 S Broadway, St Louis, MO 63104 (near Soulard)
On-after at iTap Soulard:
1711 S. 9th Street, St. Louis, MO 63104
Cranium lamp? Yes
Walkers trail? Probably
Cash/ID on trail? Probably
Virgins? Yes...preferably, named Mary
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