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Free Mustache Beaner’s Blackout Hash
It’s that time of year again. We know you were looking for an excuse to go out on the biggest drinking day of the year in hopes of avoiding family. Cum on out and join your dearest hashing idiots to tramp around some urban / urban shiggy. Help this holiday live up to it's name, "Blackout ".
Expect some road, some shiggy, some tracks, some beer stoppage. Might even come across some Thanksgiving-themed surprises on trail. (come hungry?). Beer stop could even have some warmth to it, so you don't have to pee on each other to stay warm out there. I mean, if that's what you're into, don't let us stop you.
Walkers trail? Yes, even if we’re lazy hares who tell you where to go.
Wheel friendly? Yes, see walker’s trail
Dog friendly? Circle: yes, trail: probably, on-after: no
Oh, and there’s a Gravy / Turkey split.
Circle up at the corner of Big Bend and Kirkwood. Meet behind the “SSM Physical Therapy Building” 1001 South Kirkwood Road, Kirkwood, MO. Lot is big. Look for hashers.
Directions: Where are you coming from? Oh wait, we don't give a shit. Get a computer, GPS, or a smart phone you scaly dinosaur. Click above to find your way, or give someone more technologically advanced a handie or blowie for a ride.
On after: Might be Vans Tavern or Grahams… TBD based upon best deal and number of hashers.