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You were promised bacon.  You used to believe in the tooth fairy too.

Cow Cock's $200 Real Madrid tickets were the first dent in that promise.  Then PFL decided to wait a few days to drive 12 hours to St. Louis.  With two thirds of the founders of the bacon hash dropping out, all hope seemed lost.  As the remaining baconeer, I decided to postpone the Bacon Hash back to it's original timeslot... sometime in November... yeah, Novemberish. 

With that said, there will be no bacon, no Cow Cock, and no PFL.  Yes, disappointing.  I know.  Saturday's trail will be a Trail of Tears... er... uhm... I mean, Disappointment.  (Apparently, some people get upset when you say trail of tears.  Hell, we don't have blankets to give away... or even smallpox.  I don't see what the big deal is.)

We will circle at 3:30pm atop the Metrolink parking garage off Musick Memorial Drive (Behind the Sports Authority and Best Buy).  If it's raining, we'll be one floor below.  I can promise a disappointing pre-laid trail that disappointingly romps around Richmond Heights and Brentwood.  There will be a disappointing beer stop with disappointing beer.  The on-after will probably be baconless and disappointing as well. 

Circle: 3:30PM on-out at 4PM (No sense in ruining everyone's Saturday night with a later start)

On-After:  Buffalo Wild Wings (Or McDonalds, if we weren't disappointed enough)

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D'erections:  Get yo' self to South Hanley Road and Musick Memorial Drive, go to the top of the Metrolink garage at the Brentwood Metrostank Station.

From the West:  Highway Farty to the Brentwood Exit.  Go straight across Brentwood Blvd and continue to Hanley.  Hang a right onto S. Hanley then Right at the light onto Musick Memorial Drive.  Left into the garage.

From the East:  Highway Farty to the Hanley exit.  Turn left onto Hanley, then Right at the light onto Musick Memorial Drive.  Left into the garage.

From the North:  Find North Hanley and go south.  Right at the light onto Musick Memorial Drive.  Left into the garage.

From the South:  Find Laclede Station Road and go North.  Turn Left onto Musick Memorial Drive.  Left into the garage.

From Metrolink:  You probably have to change trains at least twice.  Exit at the Brentwood Metrolink Station from the blue line.

From St. Charles:  Get to Highway Farty. Go East.  Park at Spirit of St. Louis Airport. Charter a flight to Lambert.  Take the Metrolink to the De Baliviere station.  Exit the train. Get onto a westbound blue line train.  Exit at the Brentwood Metrolink Station.

From Illinois:  Metrolink blue line all the way to the Brentwood Station.  Expect to change trains just because Metrolink is inefficient. 

From Kansas City:  You can't get here from there.