Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
What does that even mean?
Well, Disco Ass, Locknut Monster and Free Mustache Rides have joined forces to slop together a drinking obstacle course exclusively for the bravest of hashers. This hash is meant to test one's liver stamina, mental half-wittedness, and whole-assedness. Prepare yourselves for a very special event... and "Probably the Roughest Hangover on the Planet."
Special giveaway for those that pay hash cash and finish trail!
Be ready for such obstacles as*:
"Jump Over that Thing"
"Duck under that thing"
"Don't Catch the STD"
"Fuck, is that
another beer halt?"
"Am I supposed to drink that?"
"You Had Me at Cunt Punt"
"Bucket O' Confetti"
"Who Shit My Pants?"
"Potato Sack Something or Other"
"Tippy Cup Challenge"
"Kippy Tup Tallnge"
"It's a Bird. It's a Plane. It's a Teabag"
*subject to change at any time for any reason.
Be scared. Be prepared.
From Hwy 55 and 270: Head East on 255/270. Exit Telegraph Rd and go Left/North. Make a right on Jefferson Barracks Rd. This turns into Sherman Ave. Make a Left on Worth, quick right on Hancock. At Grant Rd, make a left. The second parking lot on the left is Scenic Drive. Look for Hashers.
From Downtown: Head South on Hwy 55. Exit on Germania and make a left. This turns into Marceau. Make a right on South Broadway. Eventually S Broadway will turn into Kingston, but make a left (South Broadway continues) into Jefferson Barracks Park. This turns into Grant Rd, follow until you see Scenic Drive on the left. Look for Hashers.
If parking is full on Scenic drive, there are 2 other parking lots just south of Scenic Drive.
On After - TBD