Do you long for the days of rectangle pizza and mini-cartons of milk? What about 4-square, slides, hop-scotch, jungle gyms or all the wonderful tykes that play on them? Well if you’re still reading, we’ll take that as a 'yes' and invite you to BJ and $5’s “Education Good Ole Days” hash. We’ll find you some playgrounds, urban shiggy, St. Louis history, and a few lubrication spots along our extremely reasonable-length trail (on BJ's hash honor) with both turkey and eagle trails for your pleasure. Be early and cum swap stories from your youth with fellow half-minds at the Pour House located at 1933 Washington Ave. Incidentally, this will also be our on-after location. Cum thirsty, leave under the power of someone else.
Metrolink?: 0.6 miles from Union Station Metrolink stop, up 18th to Washington.
On After: Pour House, 1933 Washington Ave, 63103. Bucket deals, food 'til 10:30 (and still some fried stuff after that).
Trail options: Eagle & turkey + a couple walker shortcuts that skip some fun stuff. Eagle & turkey are not wheelchair-friendly. Tapering racists will be fine, if you choose wisely.
What to expect: Beer, Schools, Balls, Broken Glass, Homebrew, Urban Shiggy, Playgrounds, Budweiser.
What to bring: Virgins. $7. Cranium lamp. Passport. Bail money. A buddy and/or weapon. Star map & sextant. A whistle to blow, or you suck.
D'erections: Get a GPS, wanker.
If you're technologically challenged:
- From Chesterfield: Take 64/40 E to Chestnut/20th. Loop around the exit road, make a left onto 20th. Make a right on Washington, then turn into corner lot.
- From Sauget, IL (!): Get on 64/40 W to exit 39A for Market St toward 21st St. Turn right onto Market St, then 1st left onto N 20th St. Make a right on Washington, then turn into corner lot.
- From St. Chuck: Take 70 E to N Broadway. Turn right onto Washington Ave. Take Washington to 20th. Park in the corner lot on your left.
- From the South (call it Mehlville): Take 55 N to Truman Parkway. Truman becomes 18th. Take 18th to Washington, go left. Washington to 20th. Park in the corner lot on your left.