Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Not only is this Wednesday the 2nd Analversary of 2:19’s debut into St. Louis hashing. And not only is it her birthday. This Wednesday will mark the 8th year in a row Postage Tramp has hared the GDR Pre-Lube. Get a life! (amiright?)
If you haven’t signed up for Green Dress by now, it means you’re probably not going because you have one of the following: a wedding, contractions, syphilis, lung disease from that couch they burned at Saturday’s trail or a sad case of a sore vagina. Whatever the reason, you are lame. Get your ass our to Wednesday’s trail and we’ll pretend it’s okay.
Expect a ridiculously shitty trail, shots, 2:19 falling down in circle, Postage not shutting up, beer halts and hopefully a spank tunnel. We need at least 27 people for everyone to get one turn.
Start: Meet at Francis Park, look for hashers near the Tamm side.