Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Come have a trail that goes through some of sud city deutsche viertel and some of Vichy France (aka Soulard). Will have some good German beers. May have some gut German wiener and some good German alkohol as well! The on-after fails at being German- though it is no slouch for beers. Wunderbar!
Start: Lyon Park, 63118
From Nord: Proceed south 70/55 autobahn in your Volkswagen, merging onto 55S autobahn until you arrive at the Arsenal exit. Exit, and make a left onto Arsenal and a right onto Broadway. Proceed to the park.
From Sud: Proceed Nord in your BMW on 55N autobahn until you reach the 206B/South Broadway exit. Merge onto South Broadway and look for the park on your right. Park down by the restrooms.
From Westen: Proceed east in your Mercedes-Benz on 44E autobahn until you arrive at 55 autobahn. Go south on 55 until you arrive at the Arsenal exit. Exit, and make a left onto Arsenal and then make a right onto broadway.
From Illinois: Take your Trabant across the Mississippi fluss via 40/64W autobahn, then merge onto 55S. Then take 55S to the Arsenal exit. Get off at Arsenal and make a left onto Arsenal, then a right onto Broadway.
If you need help with directions, do not call me. You have failed. If you desire dirty talk, I can be reached at 314-971-1159.