Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
It's July. It's hot. It's Shoeless Hoe Jackson's birthday. And your trusty hares feel like wearing as little clothing as possible. What better reason to have a lingerie/pajama hash? Seriously...we'll use any excuse to run around (nearly) naked. Just roll with it, okay?
What to expect: Party hats, birthday cake shots, a turkey/eagle split, chick checks, dick checks, and cupcakes. Lots and lots of cupcakes.
What to bring: Pasties. Crotchless panties. Your lawyer's contact information. It's legal to wear lingerie in public, right?
Directions: We're starting at Tilles Park in St. Louis City. The one on Fyler. Mapquest it, you lazy wanks.