Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Start: Hazelwood Bowl, 210 Fee Fee Hills Road, Hazlewood, MO 63042 (See directions for parking instructions)
Urban Achievers UNITE!
November 22nd, 2008, September 25th, 2010, and now June 20th, 2012 (holyshithavewedonethreeofthese!?)
This Wednesday will mark the first time the Lebowski Hash has been on a Wednesday, so this should be interesting. This is a very complicated case, hashers. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta “what-have-yous.” And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my cranium, man. Lotta strands in old Dewey’s cranium. Luckily, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drinking regimen to keep my mind limber.
For those that are new to this, there’s not really much to know. Watch The Big Lebowski, I’m sure you own a copy. Prepare to drink, a lot, and run very little. Dress in costume! We’ve seen it all. Bring props if you want. There will be a contest, but we can’t promise a prize or that we’ll even remember who won. Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
So join Dewey Sexual System, Plot My G Spot and GladHeAteHer for an evening you’ll probably forget. It should be a good time. And remember, the Dude abides. I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that.
Directions: Get yourself to 270 North or West or whatever the hell it’s called near Hazelwood. It’s that place up north we never go to hash. Find Lindbergh and take it south. On Fee Fee Hills Drive make a right and you’ll see the Bowling Alley on the left. You can park there, but we’ll be circling up across the street in the giant union hall parking lot. Abide.
On-After: Hazlewood Bowl