Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
5th Anal Hobo Hash!!
When: Saturday, June 9th 2012, Meet at 4:00 pm. Hobos away at 4:30 pm - Special Start Time!!
Venue: 1090 N. Main St. Edwardsville, IL.62025. Rusty's parking lot
Your hares: GladHeAteHer and Plot My G-Spot
What to Expect: - Shiggy, Probably no Trains, Hills, Booze, Wildlife, Beer, Wanderlust, Hobos, Tramps, Bum Wine, Debauchery, Awarding of King and Queen of the Hobos!
Also in celebration of 5 years of Hobo Hashing, we will have commemorative t-shirts for sale at $10 a piece. If you want one, please mail me your size, but due to time constraints, only a limited number will be ordered.
Previous Kings and Queens:
2008 – King: Frankie The Dick Thrusting Pussy Eater Queen: Do My Butt
2009 – King: Lock Nut Monster Queen: Barnstar
2010 – King: Stink Palm Queen: Diggity Diggity
2011 – King: Postage Tramp Queen: 2:19 From Chicago
2012 – King:? Queen:?
Is this trail near a metro link station?: No, but I'm sure you could hop a freight out of St. Louie
Is this trail stroller/wheel chair friendly?: The tracks might be rough for a stroller. Walker's map will be provided for the Bums that are unwilling to work(hash) for their beer.
From MO - Take I-270 North/East to I-255 North. Take the New Poag Road exit and turn right. Take New Poag Road into Edwardsville all the way to Main Street. Take a left on Main St. Go ½ mile down to Rusty's. Look for 'bos in the parking lot.
From IL – Same thing as above. Or just come up Highway 159 to Downtown Edwardsville. Rusty's parking lot will be on your left.
On After Location:
Cleo's - 1090 N Main St. Edwardsville, IL 62025 – Very Hobo Friendly - $3 Pitchers of Stag, $4 Pitchers of Miller Lite, $5 Pitchers of Bud Light, Bar-B-Que on Saturday. $10 Buckets.
In case you get lost or need further directions you may contact GladHeAteHer @ (618)406-7684 or Plot My G-Spot at (618)973-9091.