Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
May is a time for Celebrations. We have Nurse's Week, Teacher Appreciation Week, Wildflower Week, National Bike Week, Save the Rhino Day, Mother Goose Day, Lumpy Rug Day (what? seriously, the google does not lie), International Tuba Day, Cinco de Mayo, National Hoagie Day, National Tourist Appreciation Day (my personal favorite), No Diet Day (fried food!), V-E Day (woohoo! USA! USA!), Lost Sock Memorial Day, International Migratory Bird Day, National Sea Monkey Day, Armed Forces Day (USA! USA! again!), National Memo Day, National Escargot Day, Learn about Composting Day, National Macaroon Day (go Jews!), Save Your Hearing Day, and many, many more.
But, most importantly, 1T2T3TWhore, Just Alyse and IHOP want to celebrate becoming Masters. And for 2/3 of the Hares, becoming Master Masters. SOOOO, we will take you on a run though StL's borough of Italian urban decay known as the Hill. It will be most fun if you wear your bathing suits for the run and for the non-pool (pool might be broken, tear) slip 'n slide/sprinkler party to follow the hash. Plus, it is far easier to flash boobies at chick checks while wearing a bathing suit than it is in double sports bras. Trust.
House party at Just Alyse's house! Bring food to grill!
Contact: IHOP 847-567-3495, 1T...312-608-5630, Alyse 480-220-5341