We're Big Hump. We're a drinking group with a running problem.
We meet every Wednesday and the 2nd & 4th Saturday of each month.
Want to set a trail? Check out the hareline to find an available date
Trail info and directions will be posted as soon as the lazy hare(s) send them to the hareraiser...
Free Mustache Rides: Fuck. I volunteered to hare for a Wednesday? I must have been drinking. I don’t do that. Fuckle Up, Buckers. Anyone stupid enough to barely scout a trail with a mildly thought out theme?
A few random hashers: I’d love to. I can be unavailable, and put in zero work.
Me: Sure… let me get back to you.
G Tort: I am available, but also will put in minimal work
Me: Good enough - let’s start “planning”
G Tort: Let’s scout at a bar, and scout in the A/C
Me: Here’s a Google Map with some circles, but hey, let’s still go to a bar. Planning done!
Shiggy: At best, you’ll have to jump over some downed trees if we have another storm between now and then, this is going to have pavement, parks, and particularly proper pony rides* (Pony rides unavailable this short of notice).
Trail will be walker friendly, wheel friendly, dog friendly, cat friendly. Probably won't need a cranium lamp.
Still reading this invite? Well here's a secret to reward wanks who don't just click the location link. There will be a surprise treasure stop, so if you want some random fun shit, maybe bring a cinch bag with you on trail, or we might have a half-assed one provided to the FRB.
Circle: Cherokee Park
3248 Lemp Avenue St Louis MO 63118
Google maps: https://goo.gl/maps/2vN7Mrn8gsZBphst6
On-After: Irish Corner Pub
1900 Cherokee St, St. Louis, MO 63118
Google maps: https://goo.gl/maps/hFpasUxNXQeK1vaJ6
Only serves food until 9 though, unless we negotate later…. But if circle runs long
Alternate: Venice Cafe (Cash Only, but has cheap ass pizza).
1901 Pestalozzi St, Saint Louis, MO 63118-1722
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