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Wednesday 08/22/2007 #647

Famous Anus & Bama Mate @ Belleville, IL

Hash Trash:

On the eve of the twenty third day, of the eighth month, of the year of the pig two thousand and seven, a significant quantity of Hashers gathered in a park somewhere east of New Jersey.

 

This rare species known as Hasher (muchdrinkus-runus) is a social being with strong mammalian desires for the consumption of beer, the viewing of voluptuous body parts, and the stepping-on of ground.

 

On this particular occasion, the hashers were joined by visitors from afar. A very "friendly" man by the name of Oh Shit! traveled from New York and made his presence known as well as two others from either Sweden, Switzerland, or possibly South Dakota.

 

Upon the setting of the sun, the Hashers ran into the woods for some exciting shiggy followed by a confusing jaunt through the subdivisions of Belleville. Curious homeowners watched in awe as everyone ran around in circles.

 

Exiting the housing projects, everyone traveled back in time to the 1993 X-games in order to watch awesome skateboard tricks by kids with long hair at the skate park. It was rumored that Burning Asshole pulled a double no-hands backflip swirl in the half pipe while riding on a political campaign sign. This action made Keyless Entry so hot and bothered that she immediately stripped down and went bathing in a pond. Ass Backward's shorts became tight.

 

Off in the distance, train tracks were spotted and all the Hashers decided it was a good idea to go play on them. Finding them to be entirely too safe, it was agreed upon to follow metrolink tracks instead.

 

Seventeen hours later, the beer stop was located. Refreshments were served.

 

In route back to the start of all this madness, Copus Rejectus stopped at the St.Clair county jail. Despite everyone's pleas, the police refused to lock him up for public drunkenness but offered to give him free mustache rides instead.

 

In a closing celebration of the evening's events, a kidney bean shaped circle was formed and as usual, no one would shut the hell up. ViperSnatch dispensed spankings to all the noisy people, although still recovering from her Godzilla related injury.

 

Everything came (huh-huh, he said came) to an end at a crappy bar that served $1.75 Stag. Pizza was had, Just Sarah was named Sextra Credit, and then all the guys macked on my sister.

 

On-On,

- Malt Licker



Directions:

Pleasant Hills Park - Belleville, IL  -  Not that far from down town!

 

Be sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes.

 

Walker/Stroller/Wheelchair friendly, Yes there will be a “Turkey/Easy” trail

 

Metro Link Station – Yes.  Get off at the Belleville station; it is 1.1 miles from the start of trail

 

Map Link

 

From Downtown St. Louis

Head east on I-64 E into Illinois, go 20.1 miles
Take Exit 12 (IL-159 South) toward Belleville, go 5.7 miles
Turn right at West “F” Street, go 0.4 miles
Go past the St. Clair County jail, don’t stop there.
Continue a few hundred yards and the Pleasant Hills park will be on your Right

 

NOTE:  The following is an alternate route, it's 4 miles shorter, but travels through East St. Louis)

 

Head East on I-64 E into Illinois (stay in the right lane), go 1 mile
Take the 4th Street exit (Casio Queen exit)
Turn Right on East Broadway, go 0.4 miles
Turn Left on North 10th Street, go 0.2 miles
Turn Right on Missouri Ave (IL-15), go 13 miles
Take the IL-159 Exit, turn Left (North) toward Belleville, go 2.1 miles
Turn Left at West “F” Street, go 0.4 miles

Go past the St. Clair County jail, don’t stop there.
Continue a few hundred yards and the Pleasant Hills park will be on your Right

 

From Illinois (you better know where IL-159 and I-64 is at)

Head (who said “head”) south on IL-159, toward Belleville, go 5.7 miles
Turn right at West “F” Street, go 0.4 miles
Go past the St. Clair County jail, don’t stop there.
Continue a few hundred yards and the Pleasant Hills park will be on your Rig


 

On After:  Friday's South

 

In case you get lost or need further direction, contact Bama Mate @ (618)593-4175 or Famous Anus @ (618)960-7774.


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