Itís the first Friday after the first Tuesday after the first Monday in first November of the first 2016. Somehow that means there will be a hash this Second Saturday after the second cumming of Daylight Savings Time (HASH STARTS AT 1500 DONíT BE LATE FUCKERS), laid ever so graciously by yours truly.
Weíll circle up at Christy Park, named after William Tandy Christy, a businessman who founded a firebrick company. Ironically, the park was set on fire in 2012. If only they had used some of Tandyís firebricks, maybe the park could have been saved. Enough of a history lesson.
What you can expect:
Your typical election-ruining-millennial South City Shitty Trail
Good Olí North Dakota Naughty Checks
A slightly-less-than-half full bottle of tequila (how the hell we didnít polish off that bad hombre Tuesday night is beyond me)
Probably between 3-5 miles
Possible surprise co-hare
What to bring:
Pants to take off
What not to bring:
Cranium lamp (DID YOU NOT READ THE PART ABOUT THE 3 PM START TIME???)