Cum one and all to the spectacle of 1,300!  Disco Ass is going to put you through the ringer, goin to whip yo ass real nice like somethin special, like in a gat dam accident.

We will be hashing in Bridgeton. Bridgeton, Mossouri.  This is where, if you've lived in St. Louis for more than 10 years, they took your diapers, hotpockets wrappers, discarded cum kleenexies and Big League Chew packets after your threw them in the garbage.  But guess what, the garbage wasn't going quietly.  It is now on fire and is making a serious play to get revenge on yo ass.

That's right, you carelessly discarded all yo nasty ass trash, now it's out for blood!  Come back and face it like a man! or woman with a penis! or a man with a vagina! No genital/gender combinations turned away...

We have 30 T-Shirts of various assorted sizes.  If you show up early and are prepared to pay $15 for hash cash, you'll not only get an ass kicking, lung busting, chromosome permanently altering hash, you may just get a T-Shirt for your trouble.

Circle - the most generically named hotel in the area: "The Lodge Hotel and Banquets" - 3551 Pennridge Dr, Bridgeton, MO 63044
https://goo.gl/maps/4EzmLupnWP62

Go to the right of the front of the hotel, then look for circle on the right behind the defunct law office building.

Things you might want to bring:
Cranium lamp, shiggy socks, shiggy stomper, nose plugs/gas mask, thirst for adventure, Rams gear you no longer want, lazy ass.

On After - the most generically named bar in the area: "Sports Cafe" - 3579 Pennridge Dr, Bridgeton, MO 63044