We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Cum to the Fox
Park 3-Inch Dick Trail!!!
Let us enjoy the warm weather and experience the beauty of a gentrifying
neighborhood. Expect a couple of beer stops, possibly an ice cream stop, savage
animals, and lots and lots of trespassing. We will definitely get the cops called on us
MUHAHAHAH!
Circle up at the corner of California and Shenandoah.
https://goo.gl/maps/d6Wk1
This is a dog friendly trail. Walkers
are welcome.
What to bring: Shoes, cash/card, shiggy
socks, headlamps, body armor, heat seeking missiles, bloodhounds.
On After:
Purple Martin
2800 Shenandoah, 63104