We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Start: Global Foods 421 N Kirkwood Rd, 63122
On Saturday you have two options:
you can go to Mardi Gras, stand in the cold, drink with a bunch of creepy old
dudes hoping to see some tits OR you can do the exact same thing, but while
hashing. Join Dewey and Disco as we tear
up Kirkwood on this Mardi Gras/Valentine's Day celebration!
Expect* the following: beer, shots!, running, standing in the cold, a Shanhgai 10 (or two), warm beer stop(s), beads.
We'll try to keep your mind off the fact that you're hanging out with us on Valentine's Day with a bunch of booze and an exceptionally shitty trail.
*don't actually expect anything other than beer, otherwise you'll be let down