Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
** PLEASE NOTE THE EARLY START TIME **
What: World Peace Through Beer!
Where: Meet up at the parking lot behind Edele and Mertz Hardware at 1822 South Broadway, Saint Louis, MO, 63104 at 3:00 PM. Hare’s away at 3:30 sharpish.
What to expect: Beer, stupid. International themed tourist attractions, pavement, - walker/wheel/dog friendly.
What to bring: $7 or some foreign beer as described below. A She-wee. Naked pictures of Bea Arthur. Underwear patches that make your farts smell like mint.
On-After: Cuz’ Soulard – 1530 S. 7th, St. Saint Louis, MO, 63104
PRE-LUBE AT INTERNATIONAL TAP HOUSE (iTap) in Soulard – 1711 S. 9th St., St. Louis, Mo, 63104. Have some international beers before you have some international beers, and while you’re at it, enjoy some international food! Mission Taco recently opened up next door and will deliver delicious tacos right to you in the bar! Epic Pizza next door will also deliver orders right to you at the bar.
What the hell does World Peace through Beer mean?
“World Peace Through Beer is an annual event held on the closest hashing day to United Nations Day, Oct. 24. We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer, and helping hash groups open their eyes to the variety of beers and flavors enjoyed by hashers everywhere.”
As you are all well aware, the Big Hump Hash costs 7 stinking dollars. For THIS hash event, instead of paying $7, you may bring a 6 pack or like volume of FOREIGN BEER (not produced in the US. We will allow beer from U.S. Territories, such as Puerto Rico or the U.S. Virgin Islands, if you can find some. The goal is to try and have a wide variety of international beverages and hopefully people will get to try some beers they have never had or heard of before. So try to be a little more creative than grabbing a 6 pack of Corona or Heineken from QT (but it’s OK if you do). There are plenty of area stores, like The Wine and Cheese Place, Friar Tuck, Randall’s, Bob’s Liquor, and Lukas Liquors that have very diverse selections of foreign beers. There may be a prize (that is likely to be beer) that will be given out at the discretion of me (Frankie) for whatever random reason I feel like regarding the beer selection(s) you make. Could be that I really like the beer you brought. Could be because you brought some really obscure beer. Who knows? Not me. Guess you’ll have to get creative to find out.
We also recognize that some people just don’t give a shit about stepping out of their comfort zone and refuse to drink anything but their trusted favorites. For those people, bring your $7 and drink the regular old hash beer.
Please CHECK YOUR BEER IN with hash cash when you arrive!