Headlights & Holy Thunder Tikis & Ta-tas @ ???
Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
It’s warm out again, and it’s time to show off the ta-ta’s. Cum on out and join Holy Thunder & Headlights for a tropical hash in the Urban Jungle, otherwise known as the lovely Grove part of town. On After will be at the Taha’a Twisted Tiki Bar, where we shall cool off with delicious libations such as a big flaming Planters Punch, and of course dine on Polynesian snacks.
Rumor has it some hashers, who scoff and poke fun at the poser “Race” called the Tap n Run (aka: Hasher Wannabe Race), might actually be making such alleged “run” a priority OVER the Hash. What?? Attending the Pretend Hash and skipping the Real Hash??? Blasphemy! Show your true allegiance to Big Hump and get your asses on over to the Grove after laughing at the poor wanks who are overpaying for a drinking run. And last time I checked, there are no Holy Headlights to be seen at the imposter hash, and a very good chance the girls will be making an appearance. It is hot enough…
What to expect: we won’t kill you if you’ve been “running all day”, so expect a lively Saturday-style jaunt, maybe wear your shiggy socks for the possible jungle portion, and if you so desire, tropical attire is appropriate. Possibly cash & ID on trail. Trail is friendly for anyone who desires to cum.
Where to Meet: Choteau Park (Choteau & Tower Grove Ave)
On After: Taha’a Twisted Tiki Bar 4199 Manchester Ave, 63110 (corner of Boyle & Manchester)