Its cold outside folks.

Its been cold outside farther back than my infused brain can recall.

So unless you recently went on some racist trip to Florida, chances are you haven't seen a shapely set of bouncing milk bags since before DMB forgot to take her own advice.

Headlights and I have decided to take matters into our own hands and erectify the situation.

We understand that on Friday you will need to be able to tell your significant other that you only dream of them and keep a straight face.  Solution, cum out on Wednesday and get your oogling out of your system.  Its time for the 2nd annual Harriette Review (and Naughty Valentine's Hash Too).

Since the hash is in a culturally rich area of Illinois, some effort to fit in with the locals may be in order.  Break out those pimp or ho outfits you have been trying to hide in a box in the closet.  Let me be blunt folks, in this part of town polyester and platforms are definately in.  A bit of advice from the pros, front hook bras allow much more creativity when removing your clothes.  Creativity=increased revenue.

Where can I go to be a part of this epic shitshow? Meet in the parking lot in front of Pops nightclub in Sauget.
1403 Mississippi Ave, Sauget, IL 62201

(Expect the trail to be a bit longer than last years)

Where is the on-after? Let's just say it's an establishment real close to the start location.  And if you get in for free, (it's normally $20) please remember to tip accordingly.

What to bring: cranium lamp, a whistle, chalk and a good supply of $1s.

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