BJ and Nurse's Pull Outta the Hump Hash

Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen, lend me your livers. This will be the parting trail of BJ and the Bear ("head"ed to Augusta, GA) and Nurse Hashshit (taking her talents to KC).

Wednesday will be a very spirited romp through the cracks and crevices of downtown St. Louis. Eagle trail will probably be longer than turkey, hash halts may or may not be beer halts and poison ivy will almost definitely reach from the concrete abyss to consume us all. You could get wet and it may rain, so be prepared. Neither trail will require stiches afterward so cum out, bring virgins and call in sick for Thursday.

Start will be at the corner of MLK and N. 20th Street. Yes it's MLK, but don't worry, I got clearance for this event. On-after is up for discussion, but initial thought is Hair of the Dog on Wash.

What to expect: Beer (gluten free and gluten rich), liquor (we're on MLK, come on), broken glass (everywhere).

What to bring: Virgins. $7. Thrist.

On After: Hair of the Dog, 1212 Washington Ave,  St. Louis, MO 63103...Cheapest spot around.

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D'erections: Get a GPS...please.

Metrolink: (approx) .6 miles from Union Station Metrolink stop, up 18th to Delmar

- From Chesterfield:  Take 64/40 E to Chestnut/20th.  Loop around the exit road, make a left onto 20th.  Make a right on MLK, then look for parking.

- From Sauget, IL (!):  Get on 64/40 W to exit 39A for Market St toward 21st St.  Turn right onto Market St, then 1st left onto N 20th St.  Make a right on MLK then turn into corner lot.

- From St. Chuck:  Take 70 E to N Broadway.  Turn right onto Washington Ave.  Take Washington to 20th and make a right.  Park somewhere around MLK and N. 20th.

- From the South (call it Mehlville):  Take 55 N to Truman Parkway.  Truman becomes 18th.  Take 18th to Washington, go left.  Washington to 20th, make a right and part near MLK.