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Waldo's Pimp


Run # 411 August 18, 2004


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The night was moist. The brave hashers, including a handful of visitors (no virgins), congregated in the parking lot of a local education center (ironic, isn't it?), to prepare for their bold adventure. Preparation involved, of course, the strict ingestion of moderate amounts of frosty beer. We circled up at precisely 7:00 PM, as we do every week, and were ceremoniously led by the soon departing Queen of the Pu$$ies, our substitute RA. After the requisite tutorial and other ceremonies, we set off on one of the stinkiest trails in recent history. Down smelly streets and past malodorous creeks, we eventually reached the beer stop and were greeted by Waldo's lovely wife and her lovely cooler of beer. After a brief pause to discuss politics and recent advances in nuclear physics, the hashers headed out once again to complete the circuit. Back at the education center, we rounded up to complete the evening with a circle for the ages. FRBs and DFLs were named aplenty, and many down-downs were had. An innocent and unknowing Cross-Dressing Guard was viciously assaulted and molested by the slightly larger Fartfignugen. Fortunately, all was forgiven and the two showed their undying love for one another over a frosty romantic down-down. Then came the hash-shit nominations. Many were nominated, but only our beloved Queen of the Pu$$ies could win (I believe it had something to do with that he's leaving us, but things are a bit fuzzy from there on out). We ended the circle in the usual fashion and headed to Cicero's where many more beers and some good food was enjoyed by all. All in all, just another shitty trail...
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Summary


Run: 411
Date: 08/18/04
Location: U City
Hare: Waldo's Pimp
Hash Shit: Queen of the Pu$$ies
Beer stop:
On-After: In a park
Attendance:
  1. Anthrax Tampax
  2. Blows Like a Freight Train
  3. Cock Pit (Daytona)
  4. Cross Dressing Guard
  5. Crotch Duster (Daytona)
  6. Dead Squirrel
  7. Eat a BB
  8. Fagamundo (Little Rock)
  9. Fartfignugen
  10. Fe Fe
  11. Grab Bag (New Jersy)
  12. Humptus Interruptus
  13. Iron Lung
  14. Meta Arsehole
  15. Norman Bates
  16. Piza Ass
  17. Postage Tramp
  18. Pornogenic
  19. Pu$$y-Fart
  20. Queen of the Pu$$ies
  21. Re-Entry (Virginia)
  22. Waldo's Pimp
  23. Whiney Bitch
  24. Witty Titty Carrot Committee
  25. Gotta Be in the Butt Bob (appearance)
  26. Just Lisa (appearance-Waldo's wife)
  27. Just Stacey (appearance)
  28. Madam Yuk (appearance)
  29. Mudpacker (appearance)
  30. PC Porn (appearance)
  31. PMS (appearance)
Wednesday August 18, 2004
Waldo's Pimp

Big Hump H3,Run 411
Meet at: 6:30, pack away at 7ish
Venue: U City

We'll start from 737 Kingsland in University City in the parking lot. On after at Cicero's

Directions:

Take 40 to Skinker/McCausland.
Head north on Skinker to Delmar. Turn left.
Take Delmar West to Kingsland. Turn right.
The building will be on your left.
Pull into the parking lot.

Cicero's is located on the corner of Delmar and Kingsland.

For more information or if you get lost call PMS at 314-221-5411