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Run # 410 Aug 14, 2004


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We gathered in the hare's private, professionally landscaped garden. The giant, rusting star in the middle of the fountain wobbled back and forth, causing a rhythmic rushing sound. We admired the flora and swatted the fauna.

After enough people showed up, we wandered across the street for chalk talk. The hare lied, as usual.

Trail was dead, but the hare did not sweep. Instead, he drove the beer. But first he gave the walkers a great shortcut. We slowpokes bypassed much of trail. Then we had to solve two checks all by ourselves. Wow, it's been a while since that happened. Unfortunately, the second check sprouted BJs in every direction. About the time the walkers returned from the third BJ, the runners arrived. Even with all of them, the check was unsolvable. Finally, after a phone call to the hare, the hashers discovered an arrow a little ways past one of the BJs and on the other side of the street. What is up with that?

Next there was a long beer stop with no good place to pee. We had to pee on the hare's car. Finally Norman Bates and Help Me I'm Wet arrived in their dress clothes. What did they think this is, a pub crawl? They explained that they'd just finished a 40-mile bike ride. In dockers and jeans?

On for more trail. The walkers skipped most of it, again. We did pick up trail in time to see the rooster. It was a cuuute rooster. It crowed for us many times. PMS wants one. Postage is so sure. Near this rooster was a small cat. Much debate at the 2nd beer stop centered on whether the cock and the pussy were friends or whether the pussy was just playing with the cock.

Next beer stop, still no good place to pee. PMS and I had the hare move his car a little to create an impromptu pee stop. I think they gave us hashshit for that later.

For the last leg of trail, we never really found the trail. We knew the way back to the wet star fountain.

Last but not least, the on-after! Oh wait, there was a circle. Right. DQ and Witty got their hundred run mugs. Someone promptly stole dQ's and he was P.O.ed. Watch out Postage - you'd better have an excuse for why it turned up in your vehicle.

Back to that on-after topic! The hare was overruled, and the on-after took place right there on the patio. Meta and somebody went to get pizza from Joanie's. Mmmmm. We had one great big pepperoni and mushroom, a sausage and anchovy (mmmmmmmmm), a mushroom and artichoke (blame Virgin Merry), and one with green peppers, tomatoes, and jalapenos. They put TONS of jalapenos on that one. It burned us out. PMS was very excited about this last pizza at the time. Too bad she no longer remembers eating it.

Oh, and at the on-after, our faithful scouts Norman and dQ assembled a fire pit for us! Who can take some plywood, add a little sand, pile on some wood scraps, start a fire with his hand?

Between the fire and the pizza, and a bathroom with good hand soap, it was a great on-after. Flossit showed up with some strays from Texas. A good time was had by all.

But we never did name Just Stacy!

- Witty the Pregnant Hasher

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Summary


Run: 411
Date: 08/14/04
Location: Soulard
Hare: Meta Arsehole
Hash Shit: Witty and PMS
Beer stop: 2 car stops
On-After: Meta's
Attendance:
  1. DQ
  2. Fefe
  3. Help Me I'm Wet
  4. Iron Lung
  5. Just Stacey
  6. Meta (hare)
  7. Mudpacker
  8. Norman
  9. Pornogenic
  10. Postage Tramp
  11. PMS
  12. Witty
  13. Virgin Merry
Saturday August 14, 2004
Meta Arsehole & Just Jill

Big Hump H3,Run 410
Meet at: 5, pack away at 5:30
Venue: St. Louis

We'll be meeting at the hare's lair. 2222 Menard St. Louis

Directions:
From the east or north take 55 south from downtown to the 7th street exit and turn left. Take 7th to Russell and turn right. Take Russell to Menard and turn left. 2222 Menard is the last building on the left on the second block.

From the south take 55 north and exit Gravois/Russell, turn right on Russell. Take Russell to Menard, turn right. 2222 Menard is the last building on the left on the second block.

From the west take 40/64 to the 7th street/Broadway exit. Turn left at the bottom of the ramp, go 1 block and turn right on Broadway. Take Broadway to Russell and turn right. Take Russell to Menard and turn left. 2222 Menard is the last building on the left on the second block.

If lost call the hare at 314-393-2072

You can also hear directions on the Hash Hotline at 636-230-BEER