Hashes: 46
Hares: 2
Virgin/Visitor: 1
Total Hashes: 49
Appearances: 5
Hare Percentage: 4.08%
| # | Date | Num | Name | Location | Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 08/08/2007 | 643 | McGutterslut & Disco A$$ | One year hashiversary for the due... | Virgin/Visitor |
| 2 | 08/15/2007 | 645 | Purple Muffin Stuffin's Birthday Trail | Fenton | Hasher |
| 3 | 08/22/2007 | 647 | Famous Anus & Bama Mate | Belleville, IL | Hasher |
| 4 | 09/19/2007 | 653 | Catholic School Girls Gone Wild | Dog Townish | Hasher |
| 5 | 09/26/2007 | 655 | Licka & Bama & Wee Willie & Famous | Belleville | Hasher |
| 6 | 03/12/2008 | 692 | McPostage O'Tramp & Resident F. A. Canadian | Dogtown | Hasher |
| 7 | 03/15/2008 | 693 | 8th Annual Green Dress Run | Downtown St. Louis | Appearance |
| 7 | 06/04/2008 | 710 | Dewey Sexual System & Cliff White Trash Trail | Granite City | Hasher |
| 8 | 06/11/2008 | 712 | Keyless Entry & Holateral Damage | Hasher | |
| 9 | 06/18/2008 | 713 | 2 Fuck Cunuck, Lazy Ass, Plot My G-Spot | Turtle Park Hippie Hash | Hasher |
| 10 | 06/25/2008 | 714 | Help Me I'm Wet & Stink Palm | Turtle Park | Hasher |
| 11 | 07/09/2008 | 717 | Viper Snatch/Bama Mate/Hog Tool/Lock Nut Monster | 2nd Annual Record Breaker Hash | Hasher |
| 12 | 08/06/2008 | 723 | Cliff BangHer & Postage Tramp | South County | Hasher |
| 13 | 08/13/2008 | 726 | PMS & Sextra Credit's Birthday Trail | Valley Park | Hasher |
| 14 | 08/27/2008 | 729 | PMS and Duzzy Cum | Big Bend & Dougherty Ferry | Hasher |
| 15 | 09/03/2008 | 730 | Balome Meathead/Flossit With a Faucet/Viper Snatch | "I Got Sand in My Crack" Welcome Back Meathead Hash! | Hasher |
| 16 | 10/01/2008 | 736 | GladHeAteHer & Plot My G-Spot | Hasher | |
| 17 | 10/29/2008 | 742 | Lock Nut Monster & Full Service A$$ Station | MONSTER BASH HASH | Hasher |
| 18 | 11/05/2008 | 743 | Help Me I'm Wet & StatueTory Rape | Hasher | |
| 19 | 11/12/2008 | 745 | Sexorcist & Just Tim | Appearance | |
| 19 | 03/14/2009 | 771 | 9th Annual Green Dress Run | Hasher | |
| 20 | 03/18/2009 | 772 | Fuck Me Rudolph and OCD | The Dark Side (Dupo, Illinois) | Hasher |
| 21 | 03/25/2009 | 773 | Whiney Bitch's Birthday Trail | Forest Park | Hasher |
| 22 | 04/15/2009 | 778 | 2 Fuck Canuck & Bozo's Wet Dream | South City | Hasher |
| 23 | 04/22/2009 | 779 | The Cum Family | (Frozen, Duzzy, Goggles, It Out, Orgy Dumpster) | Hare |
| 24 | 07/15/2009 | 797 | Whiney Beeotch & LockNut Monster | 3rd Annual (anniversary of the) Record Breaker Hash! | Hasher |
| 25 | 08/12/2009 | 803 | Full Service, Pornogenic & SoSo | Ladue/Creve Coeur | Hasher |
| 26 | 09/16/2009 | 810 | Meta Arsehole, Pornogenic & Jack Rabbit Slim | Catholic Schoolgirl Hash - Central West End | Hasher |
| 27 | 07/21/2010 | 875 | SO SO and Diggity Diggity | Hi Pointe/Clayton/St. Louis, bitches! | Hasher |
| 28 | 07/28/2010 | 877 | Disco's 21st Birthday Trail | Hasher | |
| 29 | 08/18/2010 | 881 | Disco's Bungle Pre-lube | Hasher | |
| 30 | 08/25/2010 | 883 | Adios, Hammertongue | Tower Grove | Appearance |
| 30 | 09/15/2010 | 888 | Catholic School Girls Hash | Meta, Jack Rabbit Slim, P-Genic, Seize Her Salad | Hasher |
| 31 | 10/30/2010 | 897 | Meta Arsehole and SeizeHer Salad's Halloween Party | Appearance | |
| 31 | 06/15/2011 | 945 | TSA and I Like Big Bush & I Cannot Lie | Valley Park | Hasher |
| 32 | 06/22/2011 | 946 | Claim to Fame and I Like Big Bush & I Cannot Lie | Lyon Park | Hasher |
| 33 | 06/29/2011 | 948 | Free Mustache Rides & 2:19 From Chicago | Hasher | |
| 34 | 07/06/2011 | 949 | Postage Tramp Bday! | South City | Hasher |
| 35 | 08/10/2011 | 957 | Purple Muffin Stuffin' Birthday Trail! | Hasher | |
| 36 | 08/24/2011 | 960 | $5, $5, $5 | Near Southside! | Hasher |
| 37 | 09/07/2011 | 962 | Catholic School Girl Hash | Featuring Dewey & Bozo! | Hasher |
| 38 | 02/29/2012 | 1000 | Disco Ass & Postage Tramp | Midtown | Hasher |
| 39 | 03/28/2012 | 1007 | Whiney Bitch & Norman Bates | Forest Park | Hasher |
| 40 | 06/06/2012 | 1021 | Shits Bricks and Douche Skywalker | Hasher | |
| 41 | 06/13/2012 | 1023 | Postage Tramp and Shits Jemima, Eh? | Hasher | |
| 42 | 05/01/2013 | 1092 | IHOP & Burn(s) Rubber(s) | Hasher | |
| 43 | 05/08/2013 | 1093 | PMS, Hummers and DMB | Soulard | Hasher |
| 44 | 07/24/2013 | 1109 | Queefer Thiever and 3 Inch King | Hasher | |
| 45 | 07/31/2013 | 1111 | Disco Ass | Hasher | |
| 46 | 03/14/2015 | 1237 | 2015 GREEN DRESS RUN | Central West End | Hasher |
| 47 | 12/09/2015 | 1294 | Stinky Clause | Hasher | |
| 48 | 08/17/2016 | 1348 | Cum Family Hash | Cum on Down Under, Cum it Out, Cum on the Record | Hare |
| 49 | 06/11/2022 | 1701 | Homecumming hash | Cypress North Pavilion, Tower Grove Park | Hasher |
| 50 | 01/28/2023 | 1749 | Dicklomat & QPM Brewery to brewery marathon | Urban Chestnut, 4465 Manchester Ave | Appearance |