Hashes: 69
Hares: 8
Virgin/Visitor: 1
Total Hashes: 78
Appearances: 5
Hare Percentage: 10.26%
| # | Date | Num | Name | Location | Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 04/08/2009 | 776 | Burning A$$hole & Fuck Me Rudolph | So Co Shiggyrific Trail | Virgin/Visitor |
| 2 | 04/11/2009 | 777 | Stink Palm & Meta Arsehole | The Lucky 7s Polyester Trail | Hasher |
| 3 | 08/19/2009 | 804 | Frankie TDTPE's 55th Birthday! Oh, and Rudy. | Taming of the Shrewsbury | Hasher |
| 4 | 08/22/2009 | 805 | Whiney Bitch & Witty Titty Carrot Committee | Westport-ish | Hasher |
| 5 | 09/02/2009 | 807 | Postage & Jailbait - ALTITUDE (Colorado Pre-Lube) | Greentree Park - Kirkwood | Hasher |
| 6 | 09/09/2009 | 808 | Global Harriette Run - DMB & Gay Blade (GAYBLADE!) | ( . Y . ) Soulard ( . Y . ) !!GIRLS GONE WILD HASH!! ( . Y . ) | Hasher |
| 7 | 09/16/2009 | 810 | Meta Arsehole, Pornogenic & Jack Rabbit Slim | Catholic Schoolgirl Hash - Central West End | Hasher |
| 8 | 09/23/2009 | 811 | Poostage Tramp & Fartfignugen | Crestwood | Hasher |
| 9 | 09/30/2009 | 813 | Another Whiney Beeotch Production | St. Charles | Hasher |
| 10 | 10/14/2009 | 816 | Eff Me Roudolph & Just Alysha | U. City/Clayton | Hasher |
| 11 | 10/24/2009 | 818 | Fill A Penis (B-Day), ALP-Oh! (B-Day), & Big Bush | Kirkwood | Hasher |
| 12 | 11/04/2009 | 820 | Copped & Fingered, Funny BoneHer & OCD | Rainbow Hash in Brentwood | Hasher |
| 13 | 11/11/2009 | 821 | Shot By A Whore | It's 11-11! Make a Wish! | Hare |
| 14 | 11/25/2009 | 824 | PMS & Mother Theresa | Lampshade Hash! | Hasher |
| 15 | 12/02/2009 | 826 | Rudy & Dewey | Hasher | |
| 16 | 12/23/2009 | 830 | Jolly ol' St. Auggie & his elf, LilDickSmoker | Pub Crawl and Gift Exchange | Hasher |
| 17 | 12/30/2009 | 832 | Bama Mate, Famous Anus & Dribbles Between Her Legs | Bama's Birthday! | Hasher |
| 18 | 01/06/2010 | 833 | Burning A$$hole and F*ck Me Rudolph | Hasher | |
| 19 | 01/23/2010 | 837 | Cliff, Princess and Garage | Birthday Trail | Hasher |
| 20 | 02/03/2010 | 839 | OCD, Stink Palm and Just Kate | Hasher | |
| 21 | 02/16/2010 | 842 | Bama Mate's Soulard Pub Crawl | Fat Tuesday | Hasher |
| 22 | 02/24/2010 | 844 | Shot By A Whore & Gay Blade | Hare | |
| 23 | 02/27/2010 | 845 | Ho Hum & Seize Her Salad | Big-Hump Goes to Hollywood: The Bet Payoff Hash | Hasher |
| 24 | 03/03/2010 | 846 | Duzzy Cum, Mother Theresa and Norman Bates | Hasher | |
| 25 | 03/10/2010 | 847 | McPostage O'Tramp & O'F*ck Me McRudolph | Green Dress Pre-Lube | Hasher |
| 26 | 03/13/2010 | 848 | 10th Annual Green Dress Run | Hasher | |
| 27 | 03/24/2010 | 850 | Whiney & Dribble Between My Legs | Birthday Trail: Dogtown-ish | Hasher |
| 28 | 04/07/2010 | 853 | A$$ Licking Prince, Oh! and Mother Abraham | Hasher | |
| 29 | 04/10/2010 | 854 | Shot By A Whore | Hare | |
| 30 | 04/14/2010 | 855 | Diggity, Mother Abraham, Garage and Fill-A-Penis | St. Charles | Hasher |
| 31 | 04/21/2010 | 856 | Elections | Come out and vote! | Hasher |
| 32 | 04/28/2010 | 858 | DMB, PMS and Hummers | Changes in Longitude | Hasher |
| 33 | 05/05/2010 | 859 | Senor Gladdy & Hummers Para Libre & Jorge-Spot | Cinco de Mayo w/our resident Mexicans | Hasher |
| 34 | 06/02/2010 | 865 | Witty Titty Carrot Committee and Waldo's Pimp | Hasher | |
| 35 | 06/09/2010 | 866 | PMS & Diggity Diggity | Crestwood | Hasher |
| 36 | 06/12/2010 | 867 | GladHeAteHer and Plot My G Spot | 3rd Annual Hobo Hash | Hasher |
| 37 | 06/30/2010 | 871 | Mr. (Postage) T and Norman Bates | Hasher | |
| 38 | 07/07/2010 | 872 | The Funny Boob and Fiery Butt Trail | Hasher | |
| 39 | 07/21/2010 | 875 | SO SO and Diggity Diggity | Hi Pointe/Clayton/St. Louis, bitches! | Appearance |
| 39 | 07/24/2010 | 876 | Sexorcist "I'm Getting To Damn Old For This" B-day | Hasher | |
| 40 | 07/28/2010 | 877 | Disco's 21st Birthday Trail | Hasher | |
| 41 | 08/04/2010 | 878 | Fat Boy Hash | Shot by a Whore, Holateral, Jort Daniels | Hare |
| 42 | 08/14/2010 | 880 | Ho Hum | Tower Grove Park | Hasher |
| 43 | 09/08/2010 | 886 | ALPO And Shot By A Whore | Hare | |
| 44 | 09/11/2010 | 887 | PTA and Norman Bates | Hasher | |
| 45 | 09/15/2010 | 888 | Catholic School Girls Hash | Meta, Jack Rabbit Slim, P-Genic, Seize Her Salad | Hasher |
| 46 | 09/22/2010 | 889 | Fall in to Big-Hump...The Equinox Hash | Winey B1tch | Hasher |
| 47 | 09/25/2010 | 890 | Dewey, Gladdy and G-Spot's Lebowski Hash | Hasher | |
| 48 | 10/27/2010 | 896 | World Peace Thru Beer | Locknut, PMS & Postage Tramp | Hasher |
| 49 | 10/30/2010 | 897 | Meta Arsehole and SeizeHer Salad's Halloween Party | Appearance | |
| 49 | 11/10/2010 | 899 | Veteran's Day Hash | Help Me | Hasher |
| 50 | 11/13/2010 | 900 | Disco Ass & Ass Licking Prince, OH! | Heman Park | Hasher |
| 51 | 12/22/2010 | 908 | Christmas Crawling w/ Icy P, Funny B and OCD | Kirkwood | Hasher |
| 52 | 01/26/2011 | 916 | Locknut Monster, Whiney Bitch and Just Karl | Appearance | |
| 52 | 02/09/2011 | 918 | Shot By a Whore | Hare | |
| 53 | 02/26/2011 | 922 | Dewey Sexual System | Downtown(ish) St. Louis | Hasher |
| 54 | 03/30/2011 | 929 | Help Me, I'm Wet | Hasher | |
| 55 | 04/06/2011 | 930 | Bozo's Wet Dream and Ass Licking Prince, OH! | Hasher | |
| 56 | 05/14/2011 | 938 | Stencho De Mayo | Kirkwood, MO | Hasher |
| 57 | 08/17/2011 | 958 | Dewey Sexual System | Bungle Pre-Lube! | Hasher |
| 58 | 09/07/2011 | 962 | Catholic School Girl Hash | Featuring Dewey & Bozo! | Appearance |
| 58 | 09/10/2011 | 963 | Shot By A Whore | Hare | |
| 59 | 09/24/2011 | 966 | OCD & Stink Palm | Westport | Hasher |
| 60 | 10/19/2011 | 971 | ALPO, 2 F*ck Canuck,I Like Big Bush & I Cannot Lie | Birthday Trail & Mustache Contest! | Hasher |
| 61 | 01/18/2012 | 991 | Genital Tort & International House of Penis | Hasher | |
| 62 | 02/01/2012 | 994 | PFL, OCD, Shoeless Hoe Jackson, and Stink Palm | Maplehood | Hasher |
| 63 | 02/08/2012 | 995 | Shit on My Chest | Webster Groves | Hasher |
| 64 | 02/11/2012 | 996 | Shot by a Whore | Westport | Hare |
| 65 | 02/29/2012 | 1000 | Disco Ass & Postage Tramp | Midtown | Hasher |
| 66 | 03/07/2012 | 1001 | Fist in her Furry A$$ & Stink Palm | Clayton | Hasher |
| 67 | 03/17/2012 | 1004 | 2012 Green Dress Run | Dogtown | Hasher |
| 68 | 04/25/2012 | 1012 | Mismanagement Erections (Dewey Sexual System) | Tropicana Lanes in Brentwood | Hasher |
| 69 | 06/20/2012 | 1024 | Dewey's Dirty Thirty w/Gladdy & G Spot | Lebowski Hash! | Hasher |
| 70 | 06/27/2012 | 1026 | How Do You Like My Headlights NOW... | (...and locknut) | Hasher |
| 71 | 10/10/2012 | 1048 | TSA and Headlights | Appearance | |
| 71 | 01/09/2013 | 1067 | Jack Frost - Freeze Your LockNUTS Off | Hasher | |
| 72 | 07/31/2013 | 1111 | Disco Ass | Hasher | |
| 73 | 09/17/2014 | 1200 | The F&CKING Catholic School Girl Hash | Fake Bake F&ck, F&ck Me Pumps and 2F&ck Canuck | Hasher |
| 74 | 09/12/2018 | 1507 | TSA | Des Peres | Hasher |
| 75 | 07/31/2019 | 1574 | Fatliner's Supersoft Birthday Trail | Maryland Heights, MO | Hasher |
| 76 | 06/16/2021 | 1626 | TSA Birthday Hash | Choteau Park | Hasher |
| 77 | 10/26/2022 | 1730 | Return of the Locknut Hash’O’Ween | 1336 Tamm Ave, St. Louis, MO 63139 | Hasher |
| 78 | 11/08/2023 | 1808 | Whistle While You Poop & Princess Starkissed | Deer Creek Park, Dutton Ave & Marshall Ave, Webster Groves | Hasher |